One of the things I’ve rarely done on Twitter is beg for retweets.
However, a few weeks ago, I decided to ask former Alabama softball player Amanda Locke for one.
“I think you’re pretty and awesome so do I get a retweet”, was what was said.
Anytime you’re nice to a girl, nice things happen in turn. Like retweets from smoking hot blonde softball players.
Chad Bumphis, Mississippi State
Against Kentucky, Bumphis had 9 catches for 110 yards and a touchdown in the Bulldogs’ 27-14 win.
Mike Gillisee, Florida
Gillisee single-handedly won the game for the Gators with two big touchdown runs in the second half against LSU.
Dennis Johnson, Arkansas Johnson had two touchdown catches in the Razorbacks’ 24-7 win over Auburn.
Ben Malena, Texas A&M
Against Ole Miss, Malena broke off a 59-yard touchdown run. He would end the night with 142 rushing yards and one touchdown.
People who wear their favorite team in their ears
If you wear your team’s logo in your ears it’s quite obvious you weren’t hugged as a child.
I miss Jordan Jefferson. That is all.
Georgia fans who egged Aaron Murray’s house
Some people have their priorities fucked up.
Pink and Brown Game Balls
Award for the best football-related tweets from female SEC football fans
@DanielleEdmondn (Alabama) (5th) @Rebel_AP (Ole Miss) (2nd) @SouthernGirlRebl (Ole Miss) (1st) @TheGamedayGirls (Florida) (1st)
My times up. You been a great audience.